May 2013
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May 20th
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when did homosexuality become wrong i mean in ancient rome they just had giant orgies and nobody thought twice about it #then everything changed when the Christians attacked
May 20th
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May 20th
May 20th
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apatheticghost: my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
May 20th
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May 20th
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So I started watching Series 5 of Doctor Who.
May 20th
the-winchester-initiative: happyfunballxd: winpiestiel: Is anyone else wondering how Castiel got money? #castiel #spn 8.22 #stripper cas #it was all balled up Nastiel
May 20th
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May 20th
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resistables: mikewaters: if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be #new life motto i think this will be my graduation quote
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 18th
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trigger-incoming: This website is like a suicide hotline but with text chat instead.  I would appreciate it if you guys helped spread the word.
May 18th
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May 18th
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Person: Rape is just surprise sex.
Me: Killing you would just be giving you a surprise nap.
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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imjust-kyian: bloner: things that should be allowed to be used in essays: i shit you not you feel me no but get this i’m just sayin let me explain you a thing and yeah listen here you little shit
May 17th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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reichenfeels: shit-wentz: if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces CALM DOWN THERE SATAN
May 16th
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moriartyisaprincess: barackobama: feathersmcstrange: polished-trophy-pretty-whore: stuckwithharrypottertilltheend: sneadly: WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF  I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER  AND TO PROTECT MY BOOKS FROM MY TEARS IT’S 2012 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF. IT’S 2013 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF OBAMA FIX THIS. I’m working on it
May 16th
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May 16th
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Reasons why splitting 1 gif into 3 is a bad idea
irrelevantsentiments:
May 15th
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dalestuckies: i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck
May 15th
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bandsareperfect: westbor0baptistchurch: “But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.” well fuck
May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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navyxxblue: psyaichi: no,that’s MY internet friend. sits on them.
May 14th
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worked yesterday:
*person le wearing a quote from the Princess Bride*: You seem a decent fellow, I'd hate to kill you.
Me: *flailing limbs*
Me: *floppy passion*
Me: *gasps for air*
Me: *calms down*
Me: You seem a decent fellow. I'd hate to die.
May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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writing is safer, somehow because my pen cannot stutter like my lips do, and words get stuck in throats, not fingertips, can’t stumble on paper trails of blue lines because writing is definite and clear and no one can tell if i am crying or laughing through written words alone 
May 13th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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on tumblr:
Me: what is this *stares at gif on tumblr*
friend: that's a cyberman doing the cabbage patch
me: ...
friend: obviously.
May 12th