when did homosexuality become wrong i mean in ancient rome they just had giant orgies and nobody thought twice about it #then everything changed when the Christians attacked
apatheticghost: my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
So I started watching Series 5 of Doctor Who.
the-winchester-initiative: happyfunballxd: winpiestiel: Is anyone else wondering how Castiel got money? #castiel #spn 8.22 #stripper cas #it was all balled up Nastiel
resistables: mikewaters: if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be #new life motto i think this will be my graduation quote
trigger-incoming: This website is like a suicide hotline but with text chat instead. I would appreciate it if you guys helped spread the word.
Person: Rape is just surprise sex.
Me: Killing you would just be giving you a surprise nap.
imjust-kyian: bloner: things that should be allowed to be used in essays: i shit you not you feel me no but get this i’m just sayin let me explain you a thing and yeah listen here you little shit
reichenfeels: shit-wentz: if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces CALM DOWN THERE SATAN
moriartyisaprincess: barackobama: feathersmcstrange: polished-trophy-pretty-whore: stuckwithharrypottertilltheend: sneadly: WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER AND TO PROTECT MY BOOKS FROM MY TEARS IT’S 2012 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF. IT’S 2013 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF OBAMA FIX THIS. I’m working on it
Reasons why splitting 1 gif into 3 is a bad idea
dalestuckies: i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck
bandsareperfect: westbor0baptistchurch: “But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.” well fuck
navyxxblue: psyaichi: no,that’s MY internet friend. sits on them.
*person le wearing a quote from the Princess Bride*: You seem a decent fellow, I'd hate to kill you.
Me: *flailing limbs*
Me: *floppy passion*
Me: *gasps for air*
Me: *calms down*
Me: You seem a decent fellow. I'd hate to die.
writing is safer, somehow because my pen cannot stutter like my lips do, and words get stuck in throats, not fingertips, can’t stumble on paper trails of blue lines because writing is definite and clear and no one can tell if i am crying or laughing through written words alone
Me: what is this *stares at gif on tumblr*
friend: that's a cyberman doing the cabbage patch