Mandie. Pants.
The tongue and the smirk. my gosh!
(Source: plisskens)
sherlock-of-bakerstreet221b-rp:
sherlock-of-bakerstreet221b-rp:
#JAWN #JAWN #WE HAVE A CASE JAWN #JAWN PAY ATTENTION TO ME #JAWN
LOCK! LET ME SLEEP, LOCK!
BUT JAWN! PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!
WHY MUST HE LOOK UTTERLY ADORABLE DOING THAT…?OK. FINE.
JAWN! JAWN, WAIT! YOU FORGOT THE KEYS!
DAMN MY LEG!
It isn’t the same without you.
the-doctors-consulting-detective:
yep…
As if it’s really going to happen…
So basically never.
(Source: astormofbutts)
I bet this is what it looks like when they’re at a store buying new curtains for the flat and John wants blue but then Sherlock goes on about how the fabric and the color won’t provide the optimal amount of sunlight and wind to enter the room and how this will affect his little experiments because he’ll have to adjust them to the new room temperature and John’s just like, “Right. They’re just curtains, Sherlock.” and Sherlock’s like, “They’re never just curtains, John! Can’t you understand?”
And in the end, Sherlock huffs out of the store with his hands stuffed in the pockets of his coat and John follows with a pack of blue curtains under his arm.
(Source: dinsfires)
sherlock!porn
↳ Sherlock & Jeans
My summary of Reichenbach...
- Therapist:Why today?
- John:You know why I’m here.
- Therapist:No, I don’t read the newspaper, nor do I watch TV. I have no concept of what goes on in the outside world.
- John:My best friend is dead.
- Therapist:OH SHIT LOL, sorry.
- -later-
- Sherlock:I just solved everything, give me stuff.
- People:Here’s a box.
- Sherlock:I fucking hate boxes.
- Lestrade:Here’s a hat.
- Sherlock:I fucking hate hats.
- Sally and Anderson:LOL
- Sherlock:I will kill everybody in this room.
- -later-
- John:I’m almost 100% positive that this newspaper is calling me gay.
- Sherlock:I don’t understand how hats like this work. I’ve narrowed it down to either two things the hat could possibly be used for; an ear hat or a death Frisbee.
- -meanwhile-
- Moriarty:I fucking love this London cap. I fucking love this music. I fucking love these jewels. Oh and I just fucked over the majority of England using two apps on my phone, nbd.
- -later-
- Kitty:I’m just chillin’ here in the men’s toilets, Sherlock, sign my boobs.
- Sherlock:The fuck are boobs.
- -later-
- Jury:We find the defendant not guilty, even though he has no evidence or witnesses to support his plea.
- Judge:lolwhut.
- -later-
- John:Sherlock, be careful, Moriarty is going to come over and-
- Sherlock:OH MY GOD JOHN, SHUT UP, I’M TRYING TO HAVE TEA WITH THE MAN THAT TRIED TO KILL BOTH OF US.
- Moriarty:I have access to everything in the world. I need to solve the final problem. The fall will begin soon. I.O.U. None of this is ever going to be important to the plot, though.
- -later-
- John:Excuse me, I’m looking for Mycroft Holmes.
- Old guy:HOLY SHITBERRIES YOU CAN’T SPEAK IN HERE. IMMA USE MY CANE TO RING THIS BELL.
- Random guys:We’re here to kidnap you.
- John:K.
- -later-
- Mycroft:There are all these foreign assassins that live near you now, so, you know, beware of that.
- John:Can’t you just tell Sherlock this yourself?
- Mycroft:Bitch please, of course not. –FORESHADOWING GUILT-
- -later-
- Lestrade:Come solve murders.
- Sherlock:Okay.
- -later-
- Sherlock:I’m a genius, ultra-violet light all up in here. Today is awesome.
- John:Sherlock, ffs, children have been kidnapped, please tone down the happiness.
- -later-
- Sherlock:Molly, you’re coming to help me and John. You won’t ever have a love life so me crashing your date won’t matter.
- Molly:Okay.
- -later-
- Sherlock:My homeless network > the English police force. Hurry up I just solved shit, let’s go save children.
- -later-
- Sherlock:Hello.
- Girl:GSNRUOHOIEASNGISRGIPOASNNHORHGNTRUSRGOURENGUOEANGAGMNRS
- -later-
- Moriarty:IMMA TELL Y’ALL THE TALE OF SIR BOASTALOT.
- Sherlock:The fuck is this, I don’t give a shit about children’s stories.
- Moriarty:blah blah blah FINAL PROBLEM.
- Sherlock:This will never be useful to me. But seriously, cab driver, what the shit was that-
- Moriarty:LOL NO CHARGE
- Sherlock:FUCK.
- -later-
- Sherlock:GUISE…GUISE…THERE ARE CAMERA’S EVERYWHERE.
- John:What.
- Lestrade:Sherlock, I have reason to believe that you are Sir Boastalot.
- Sherlock:Moriarty is fucking with your head. This is a game. I DON’T LIKE GAMES. NEED I REMIND ALL OF YOU WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME WE PLAYED CLUEDO.
- -later-
- Lestrade:Sherlock, you’re under arrest.
- John:I’M GOING TO PUNCH THIS RANDOM FUCKER IN THE FACE.
- Sherlock:Coolies, now we’re both arrested.
- -later-
- Sherlock:I GOT A GUN. JOHN’S OFFICIALLY MY BITCH NOW.
- John:I’m okay with this.
- Sherlock:Kay, I got a great idea, we’re going to jump in front of a bus.
- John:What.
- -later-
- Moriarty:So, I’m an actor now and Sherlock hired me.
- Sherlock and John:What.
- -later-
- Sherlock:Molly, I need your help again.
- Molly:Okay.
- -later-
- Mycroft:Yeah, so I’m the sole reason Sherlock is now in ridiculous amounts of danger, and will be the reason for his death.
- John:You’re such a dick, Mycroft.
- -later-
- John:MRS HUDSON GOT SHOT, HOLY SHITBALLS.
- Sherlock:Okay, you can go, I don't really care so I’m going to stay here.
- -later-
- Moriarty:OHMYGOD YOU’RE NORMAL. GO COMMIT SUICIDE TO SAVE YOUR FRIENDS.
- Sherlock:I am a fucking angel. Here, listen to all my smart talk.
- Moriarty:OH YAAAAY YOU’RE ME! LOL but I’m out *KILLS SELF*
- Sherlock:Fuck. This ruins everything.
- -later-
- John:MRS HUDSON, YOU’RE NOT DEAD.
- Mrs Hudson:No, just busy making tea for our next-door neighbour the assassin.
- -later-
- Sherlock:John….laterz. *jumps*
- *THE SCENE THAT KILLED THE ENTIRE FANDOM*
- -later-
- John:*speaking to Sherlock’s grave*
- *THE OTHER SCENE THAT KILLED THE ENTIRE FANDOM*
- Sherlock:LOL JKS IM STILL ALIVE, but you'll have to wait another year to find out what the fuck just happened.
- THE END.
